are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
Hello sweetpeas! It’s time for a GIVEAWAY! This giveaway is in promotion of the Etsy shop which will be opening soon. As soon as it is open, I will repost this with the link.
Let’s get started! This is all you will be getting if you win:
- 4 Autumn Tarts (sold in my shop) + 1 Autumn Tealight
- Morning Star Japanese-Styled Jasmine Incense (50 sticks)
- 1 Packet of Rose Buds
- 1 Packet of Organic Basil Flowers
- 1 Red Tiger’s Eye Heart Pendant
- 1 Brass Pendulum
- 1 Fossil
- 1 Beeswax Spell Ball (From my shop)
- 1 Purple Floral-Scented Votive (From my shop) For Meditation
- 4 Handmade Chime/Taper Candles For Each Element (Earth, Air, Fire, Water)
- Raw Yellow Calcite (Mined By Me!)
- Raw Amethyst (Mined By Me!)
- Raw Smokey Quartz Point (Mined By Me!)
- Cruelty-Free Small Cornsnake Skin (From my pet cornsnake)
Now here are some rules!
- You must be following AWitchyWriter
- You must be 18+, or have permission from a parent
- You must live in either Continental USA or Canada
- To enter, Reblog. Likes will not be counted. Spammers will be disqualified
- For every item bought in my shop (Once it opens) The buyer will receive 1 entry for every $2 spent, into the giveaway
- No Giveaway accounts. Do not tag this as “Giveaway”, or I will delete the giveaway, and deny you from entering into any giveaway in the future.
- You must be able to give an address for the package to be sent.
This Giveaway Begins August 4th, 2014, and will end September 6th, 2014.
Disclaimer: This giveaway is in no way associated with Tumblr (including, without limitation, that it isn’t administered, sponsored, or endorsed by Tumblr).
My friend told me about a watercolouring techinque where you mix sugar and water and after “painting” the paper with the liquid, you add the watercolour.
I wanted to try it out and took a couple of photos…
I give up arting forever
What the hell
This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.
One of my favorite lines
I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”
I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.
OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN
you mean Jack Harkness?
Pretty much explains the 10th & 11th doctor’s speech patterns alot actually
Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom
Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed
I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.
Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.
What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.
Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.
Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.
This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)
Baby Dave’s assorted halloween costumes
It is too illegal to be this cute. You need to tone it the fuck down
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate
A team of British filmmakers are aiming to produce a groundbreaking new science-fiction movie that not only stars two gay men in the lead roles, but hopes to pave the way for improved representation of LGBT characters in the film industry.
Credence follows a gay male couple preparing to sell their worldly possessions to fund their young daughter’s evacuation from Earth in the wake of violent storms predicted to decimate the planet. While they will likely save her life for the right price, they may need to sacrifice their own lives in the process… Read more and watch the trailer and a behind-the-scenes video.
Oh no, they got Ren too!
OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.
I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD
You need to see it.
I saw that coming a mile away
Make Me Choose:
Princess Midnaor Princess Zelda?
Always princess zelda
hello everyone! i jUst wanted to llet yoU know that oUr ask box is open, so if yoU need advice, we woUld be happy to help yoU!
That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.
All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.
I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE
Reblogging for the greater good.
I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.
oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP
Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!
The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!
Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.
I think I just heard the music of the spheres